i live in an oven.

that's right people. i live in a friggin oven.

i honestly don't know if it's global warming, or if it's gonna be the end.
(if you watched 'Knowing', you'll understand)

but the heat is unbearable. seriously.
i don't know if it's just Kelantan, or the whole Malaysia,
but i gotta say the weather is crazy.

end of last year it was WET.
for months, continously.
with all our laundry piled up and rotting at one corner.

and now it's BURNING!

i've done everything i can to feel comfortable.
~ wear minimal clothing, check.
(i have roommates, so maybe not as minimal as i'd wish)
~ take cold showers frequently, check.
(now all i need is an ICE bath)
~ turn ALL the fans on, at the HIGHEST speed, check.
(wish our rooms were air-conditioned)
~ drink nothing but cold drinks, check.
(still leaves me feeling dehydrated)
~ try to sleep it off? check!
(impossible to fall sleep)


there are only a few things that i haven't considered.
~ shave my head bald and shiny.
~ stay outside my room completely naked.
~ move in permanently into a fridge.
~ do a rain dance.

let's hope this merciless heat doesn't burn away my sanity.