woke up this morning,
(okay more like afternoon, but heck...)
walked around with my hair in a mess, eyes barely open,
looked at my table and there it was:
A PENDRIVE!
okay i know it doesn't seem like anything great.
but here's the thing, it wasn't mine.
there was no note, nothing.
so i ignored it.
waited around for a text or something, explaining its sudden 'presence'.
but again, nothing.
i asked around.
turns out there's a video some senior dude wanted me to watch.
*excited*
i imagined it to be one of our dance performances.
there's something wrong with my player, so i thought of watching it somewhere else.
then i got a warning (text):
"DON'T PLAY IT NOW!"
*confused*
didn't think much bout it since it was only 2 hours prior to my exam.
(hence, head goes cuckoo)
~fast forward~
17 minutes prior to exam,
someone enlightened me.
it's the last thing i ever expected:
PORN.
*laughs my heart out*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
it's hilarious how people just can't seem to digest the fact that i've not watched porn before.
(i know now some of you may think i'm as innocent as a child, and some may think i'm just pathetic. but i really don't care.)
whatever it is,
i'n not exactly that clueless. :)
[ can't imagine how i'd concentrate on the exam if the last image in my mind was porn. porn for the first time. HAHA! ]
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